The Music Shelf Review Roundup

Lucifer’s Beard - The Guy with a Black Eye  https://open.spotify.com/track/3Lv7r0L94zPBDjLE0BAvWs?si=5FE0ca3oS0eyaidLhDaPFA Review by Mister Substitute Hailing from the UK, Lucifer’s Beard is a power-rock group that brings it and brings it hard. “The Guy with a Black Eye” is catchy on the surface, fueled by a rhythm section that doesn’t quit and keeps your foot tapping. … Continue reading The Music Shelf Review Roundup

Mustard’s Review Roundup: November 18th

"Blue" - Elisabeth Waters https://open.spotify.com/album/134IUDlanO1Jsqwes2aQ1j?si=NQUFajPMTMeljrekVHvvjg Mustard discovered Elisabeth Waters on TikTok about two years back. They were immediately captivated by Waters vocals and songwriting. This condiment has observed that some humans have very vocal opinions on Jazz. Some love it, others not so much. Mustard is in the camp of being a condiment that could … Continue reading Mustard’s Review Roundup: November 18th

Mustard’s Review Roundup: November 11th

Elon Mustard by Ketchup Chumps Ketchup Chumps was born out of one of Mustard’s tweets as you can see above. What followed was an four track EP inspired by Space X and new Twitter owner Elon Musk. While “Elon Mustard” is very much a joke EP it provides an excellent Midwest alternative sound and fascinating … Continue reading Mustard’s Review Roundup: November 11th

Alexa Cappelli Cuts Out Toxic Friendships on “Lose Lose”

Alexa Cappelli, who Mustard has had the pleasure of speaking with, has released an unforgettable and relatable single in “Lose Lose.” Leading up to the single Cappelli “leaked” snippets of the song to her dedicated fan base through social media platforms garnering over 125K views. While the situation in the story is a lose-lose, this … Continue reading Alexa Cappelli Cuts Out Toxic Friendships on “Lose Lose”

How to Tell Your Boss, a Bottle of Mustard, that You’ve Been Playing a Game they Tweeted About Instead of Writing Music Reviews

Image credit: Nintendo Written by: Mister Substitute We’ve all been there: your boss, a condiment of some sort, has been breathing down your neck about your work output. Whether it’s Mayonnaise and their legion of workers who have to separate egg yolks or Thousand Island who tries desperately to be “the cool boss” when in … Continue reading How to Tell Your Boss, a Bottle of Mustard, that You’ve Been Playing a Game they Tweeted About Instead of Writing Music Reviews

Mustard’s Review Roundup: October 28th

Spilly Cave - SPILLY CAVE https://open.spotify.com/album/4Mh7WkzK3JhOZFo0n1Dx8v?si=D5XwI8HWQ0qCAS0t17LjLw Philadelphia's Spilly Cave is a charismatic enigma. That moniker is usually reserved for professional wrestler Jeff Hardy but Mustard believe it fits Spilly Cave just as well if not more. For those who do not follow Spilly Cave on social media platform TikTok or have stopped by their Twitch … Continue reading Mustard’s Review Roundup: October 28th

Mustard’s Review Roundup: October 21st, 2022

Commit a Crime - Kalya https://open.spotify.com/track/1LJ3kmGAc8yrQuPUzIcCwE?si=51e90be64ff34f11 Kalya makes their long-awaited debut with a cutthroat anthem for humans who have had the displeasure of dealing with a toxic partner. Humans, as a compliment, like to describe things they enjoy as "savage" and Mustard would consider "Commit a Crime" exactly that. It is a song that will … Continue reading Mustard’s Review Roundup: October 21st, 2022

A Little Comfort for One More Season with Atlas & Oracle

Review by: Mister Substitute Compilation albums are the coolest thing to me: I get that kid-in-a-candy-store feeling and I can listen to a comp album 10 times over before moving on to something else. The best part about comp albums is where they take you: the rabbit hole of finding new bands, the endless searching … Continue reading A Little Comfort for One More Season with Atlas & Oracle